how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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