i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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