I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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