If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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