Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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