there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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