All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
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