Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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