Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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