so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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