We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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