Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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