i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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