Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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