Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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