he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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