I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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