he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
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