3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
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