I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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