singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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