Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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