my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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