How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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