508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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