Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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