HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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