That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
