She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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