i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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