Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
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