just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
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