real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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