My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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