even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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