I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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