I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I intend to get homeless drunk
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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