Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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