Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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