You're so nebulous sometimes
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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