that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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