Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
