idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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