I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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