I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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