I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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