you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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