Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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