he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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