we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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