Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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