I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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