party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
pop tarts are not kleenex
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Two words: nipple clamps
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