We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Let's get the cat blown out
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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