ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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