I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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