I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Randomize