Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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