Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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