My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
